Thursday, 3 May 2012

Further progress in specialization


Further progress in specialization

  1. old method of treatment: In the old days when  a man got sick, he went to a doctor. The doctor looked at him, examined him and told him about his trouble. Then he gave him some medicine and advised him to take rest. The patient did so and either got better or did not.
  2. new method of treatment: Now a days a doctor first makes a diagnosis. Then the patient is handed on to a heart man for heart test and a nerve man for nerve test. If he has to be operated on, he is put to sleep by an anaesthetist, operated by a surgeon and woke by a resurrectionist.
  3. shampoo episode: The hairologist Dr. Follicle told the patient that his constitution was quite good to stand an immediate shampoo. But he cautions him to have a heart test before that. After all a prematured shampoo in cold weather might cause a nasal trouble in a distressing character.
  4. “That’s unfortunate”  what was unfortunate and why?
 That no soapists will be available for an hour or so was unfortunate. It was because both the experts( Dr Scrape and Clicker) were busy in an emergency case ---the complete removal of a full beard.